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Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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"The recession started upon my arrival. It could have been some say February, some say March, some speculate maybe earlier it started, but nevertheless it happened as we showed up here."—Bush, in the same interview, discussing the economy
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"I am making this trip to Africa because Washington is an international city, just like Tokyo, Nigeria or Israel. As mayor, I am an international symbol. Can you deny that to Africa?"
— Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
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Snapple Facts |
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#143 "Q" is the only letter in the alphabet not appearing in the name of any U.S. state.
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Yo Mama ... |
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is like a screen door, after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up!
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One Liners |
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Q: How many Ole Miss freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None ... That's a sophomore course at Mississippi.
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