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"We've got pockets of persistent poverty in our society, which I refuse to declare defeat—I mean, I refuse to allow them to continue on. And so one of the things that we're trying to do is to encourage a faith-based initiative to spread its wings all across America, to be able to capture this great compassionate spirit." Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush Re: Small Businesses Location," March 18, 2002 The second edition of the Oxford Dictionary of Phrase, Saying and Quotation recently recognized Bush's er ... contributions to the English language. Under the heading "Bushisms," the dictionary includes such Bush classics as, "We are ready for any unforseen event which may or may not happen."
 
 

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Pat O'Brien Voicemail

By: michaelcarlPublished: 03/24/2005
 
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Pat O’Brien is heard telling some woman exactly what he wants, interesting timing seeing as Pat checked into rehab on Sunday.

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    started by michaelcarl
    (06.30.2005 8:14:08 PM EST)

    Holy shit that's funny...

    If your gonna be dump you gotta be tough!

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    started by thpsgod
    (05.06.2005 1:28:08 PM EST)

    Holy shit that's funny...

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