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Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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"First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country." -George W. Bush, on the Kyoto accord, April 24, 2001
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Random Quote |
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"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
— George Burns
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Snapple Facts |
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#7 A queen bee can lay 800-1500 eggs per day.
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Yo Mama ... |
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... is so fat, When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
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One Liners |
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Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: Because not one will stop and ask directions.
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Quick Joke |
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Yesterday my sister came over to play some cards.
- Poker?
- Hell no, I told you she's my sister
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