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Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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"The fundamental question is, 'Will I be a successful president when it comes to foreign policy?' I will be, but until I'm the president, it's going to be hard for me to verify that I think I'll be more effective."-In Wayne, Mich., as quoted in the New York Times, June 28, 2000
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"I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me."
— Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model
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Snapple Facts |
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#84 Oysters can change genders back and forth.
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Yo Mama ... |
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is so fat she was zoned for commercial development
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One Liners |
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Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mom.
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