"And so, in my State of the - my State of the Union - or state - my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation - I asked Americans to give 4,000 years - 4,000 hours over the next - the rest of your life - of service to America. That's what I asked - 4,000 hours." - Bridgeport, Conn., April 9, 2002
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"There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964." — singer Roger Daltry
Snapple Facts
#66 Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza a day.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
One Liners
Q. How do crazy people go through the forest? A. They take the psycho path.
holy
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bigjohn2
(11.10.2003 8:43:09 PM EST)
shit lmfao
great!
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jonauc99
(03.14.2002 1:24:04 AM EST)
one of the funniest yet!
-=Jon=-
OMFG!!!
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bigswifty
(12.10.2001 9:48:53 PM EST)
I had to hold on to my ass with both hands, and I still lost it!
No wonder those dolts in "Human Resources" seem to be so happy.
I'd call her in for a 1 on 1 interview, maybe even schedule some FACE TIME!
Thanks Rob, this was Great!
Would have been
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beckdaddy
(11.16.2001 10:08:04 PM EST)
a great opportunity to schedule a retest...at the Red Rump Inn, lmao!
Great clip, Rob!
Nice Shot!
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