"It will take time to restore chaos and order—but we—order out of chaos." —Bush, speaking to reporters about the situation in Iraq Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President George W. Bush DeliversRemarks Regarding POWS," April 13, 2003
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"Time's fun when you're having flies." —Kermit the Frog
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#191 Popcorn was invented by the American Indians.
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so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
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Peter Jennings fields a phone call from a someone claiming to be a neighbor outside OJ's house during the OJ standoff. The person is actually a Howard Stern fan who makes a fool of Jennings who only realizes his mistake when Al Michaels has to come on and explain it to him. A real classic.
Bababooey to y'all.
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