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Peter Jennings fields a phone call from a someone claiming to be a neighbor outside OJ's house during the OJ standoff. The person is actually a Howard Stern fan who makes a fool of Jennings who only realizes his mistake when Al Michaels has to come on and explain it to him. A real classic.
Bababooey to y'all.
Second! started by
Stratman11
(10.27.2000 1:31:11 AM EST)
This is classic. I have it on video and laugh every god-damn time I watch it!
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