"Do you have blacks, too?" - To Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001
Random Quote
"Yes, ma'am? Right here, this lady. No-she! Yes-right-second rown [pointing]. Next to the guy in the blue shirt, holding her left hand up. It's a he-sorry about that. Gotta be careful. I'm very sorry. Go-ah-I-a thousand aplogies-go ahead." — President George Bush at a press conference
Snapple Facts
#67 There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal cracker zoo.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
One Liners
Q. How do you get holy water? A you boil the hell out of it.
Peter Jennings fields a phone call from a someone claiming to be a neighbor outside OJ's house during the OJ standoff. The person is actually a Howard Stern fan who makes a fool of Jennings who only realizes his mistake when Al Michaels has to come on and explain it to him. A real classic.
Bababooey to y'all.
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