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Fat Fingers Answering Machine Message

By: PhoneFairyPublished: 05/25/2001
 
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A message Homer gets on "The Simpsons."

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    yo (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (05.27.2001 2:25:46 PM EST)

    ce mai faci mah? ai primit ce tiam trimis?

    wrong part (0 replies)  
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (05.25.2001 11:53:10 AM EST)

    umm, excuse me ma'am, that wasn't my finger!

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