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Anonymous Goofball
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if you pack what sense you had in a hummingbird it would fly up a mules ass for a morning glory.
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Anonymous Goofball
(12.31.2000 11:40:52 PM EST)
if you pack what sense you had in a hummingbird it would fly up a mules ass for a morning glory.
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Anonymous Goofball
(12.31.2000 11:40:26 PM EST)
if you pack what sense you had in a hummingbird it would fly up a mules ass for a morning glory.
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I had everyone in my office around my computer laughing there asses off!!
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that has to be one of the funniest things i have ever heard! hahaha
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