"First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill." - Washington, D.C., May 19, 2003
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"I do have dreams and nightmares, but when I wake up I instantly forget them and I wipe the sheet clean." — Michael Billington, on Radio 4 Live (UK)
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Yo Mama ...
is so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
One Liners
Q. Why do hippos always make love under water? A. Well how else do you keep a nine-pound clitoris wet?
Hey, Tippie Turtle goin' down the street,
Tell us what you're gonna do.
First I'm gonna bother everybody I meet,
Then I'll probably go home and get drunk.
He, he, he.
President, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists
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