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Spooky Answering Machine Message

By: PhoneFairyPublished: 10/13/2001
 
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Sorry no one can come to the phone, they're all tied up...

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    started by bigjohn2
    (11.10.2003 8:39:16 PM EST)

    that scared the shit out of me...

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