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"There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me and I know what it's like." - Washington, D.C., Dec. 11, 2002
 
 

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A The Good Ole Days
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Last Time We Saw Dad
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Define Laziness
That's exactly it, thank you. ...
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The Punch Line
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First Celeb Swine Flu Death! So Sad
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I bet you feel much safer ...
Published : 10.23.2009

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Published : 10.22.2009

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