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#44 The bullfrog is the only animal that never sleeps.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, They tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it!
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A: A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".
I never knew there was such a word as "explosing." I hope I never have to use it in a sentence.
Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists
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started by
JohnnyKatoom
(11.25.2000 10:16:32 AM EST)
why is it yellow? That can't be good for the environment.
nice distance
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started by
sstarr10
(11.25.2000 9:03:52 AM EST)
he will be wiping with a snow cone
Ooouch
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started by
coupe
(11.09.2000 4:01:22 AM EST)
Man! See what happens when you eat at TACO BELL!!!
ass on fire
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started by
wilke
(10.06.2000 11:41:22 PM EST)
that hurts
yo quiero taco bell !!!
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Anonymous Goofball
(08.30.2000 4:07:22 PM EST)
what do you eat to turn your feces that shade of brown? does it take a steady diet of goulden's mustard and summer squash !!!
I am #1
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Hooligan
(06.24.2000 2:21:59 AM EST)
Woohooooo
...might as well go for soda...
nobody hurts and nobody dies
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