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damn
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bigjohn2
(08.10.2003 10:53:48 PM EST)
who wants to eat faggots...
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goldenhusky
(02.10.2001 12:17:19 PM EST)
I'll bet the things you see that are funnier in your sleep are grossly misspelled too.
A FINE is a tax for doing wrong.
A TAX is a fine for doing well.
it fucking sucks
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.17.2000 6:24:26 PM EST)
it is the stupest thing . i see funer things when i sleep
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