"I had the honor of calling Dale Earnhardt, Jr., after the race, to congratulate him. I said, there's nothing wrong with a fellow following in his father's footsteps."—Bush, on Feb. 16, the day after watching racecar driver Dale Earnhardt Jr. win the Daytona 500. (Dale Earnhardt, Sr. died in a crash on the last lap of the Daytona 500 in 2001.)
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Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbit was killed in a car crash yesterday? A: Some dick cut her off.
Whoa, Buddy!!!
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goldenhusky
(02.10.2001 12:10:05 PM EST)
I know several people who are ALSO in the Twilight Zone.
A FINE is a tax for doing wrong.
A TAX is a fine for doing well.
where
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paparoach1
(02.04.2001 8:18:20 PM EST)
do i sign up
We're going to infest
AND THEY SAY
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donut38
(02.04.2001 0:36:25 AM EST)
YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK
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Lulux
(09.03.2000 3:04:55 AM EST)
only in the USA
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