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well
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bigjohn2
(08.10.2003 10:46:17 PM EST)
he should have his old job back
Hey, goofydick . . .
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goldenhusky
(02.26.2001 3:06:03 PM EST)
get your finger out of your ass and try your best to laugh at something that is funny, you liberal bastard!
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
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coupe
(02.24.2001 2:50:45 AM EST)
It is more like O J Simpson!
Ohh Billy!
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StreetImperial
(07.17.2000 0:54:10 AM EST)
This is so fucking lame. And I'm first for the first time so can I get some love?
I Try Doin' Good But good'z not too good for me...
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