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yeah
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bigjohn2
(08.10.2003 10:44:50 PM EST)
they need a good washing
awsem
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mnbvcxz
(05.12.2001 11:00:58 AM EST)
i love the unceserd part
qwerty
WOW!
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Anonymous Goofball
(03.04.2001 1:12:41 PM EST)
I really had to pee!
Catch of the day
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pcmasteral
(11.03.2000 5:24:58 PM EST)
Damm ,I left my rod it the other car.
all wet
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tattoocouple
(07.03.2000 3:11:51 PM EST)
DAMN !!! someone left the hose on all night !!!
First !!!
duh is this for real ?
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