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Amen, Abe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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tub
(03.15.2001 11:00:39 AM EST)
Lincoln would beat the living hell out of a pussy like Bill Clinton.
Whether its his fat-chick pussy cum-slurping whores like Lewinsky or his fat-cat Democontributors like Marc Rich's scum or BOTH like Denise Rich, Bill Clinton and his fat-thighed Lesbo wife have denigrated the White House. Good Riddance, you inbred hillbilly peckerwood.
Al Gore is an idiot
NUMBER 1
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started by
KoRnKaT
(10.02.2000 1:43:34 PM EST)
im number 1 but y would i want to? lol
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