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(03.24.2001 12:00:51 PM EST)
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I'm envious
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(03.13.2001 8:33:15 PM EST)
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(11.04.2000 4:10:08 AM EST)
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(10.25.2000 8:49:50 PM EST)
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(08.08.2000 0:16:35 AM EST)
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(07.10.2000 9:43:48 PM EST)
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(07.10.2000 7:50:29 PM EST)
THIS LOOKS LIKE MY FRIEND KENNYS BEEP.... NOT THAT BIG THOUGH
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