"Then I went for a run with the other dog and just walked. And I started thinking about a lot of things. I was able to - I can't remember what it was. Oh, the inaugural speech, started thinking through that." - Pre-inaugural interview with U.S. News & World Report, Jan. 22, 2001 issue
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well
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started by
bigjohn2
(08.11.2003 9:05:07 PM EST)
ok
Bigger Loser
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started by
msing
(04.16.2001 8:26:42 AM EST)
Hey Shredz!! At least they're doing something. If you're so good Send something you think is good and risk rejection, Bigger Loser.
First!
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started by
Shredz
(08.23.2000 10:23:31 PM EST)
thats 3 in a row!
These edited pictures arent very funny.
At least i got first!
Suck my ass LOSERS!
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