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Wish I Knew
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.29.2000 7:10:17 PM EST)
I'd love to eat it and find out! Gosh, what a furry little beauty!
joe momma
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.27.2000 4:42:50 PM EST)
she sucks and thats all there is to it
I see a Nipple!
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.24.2000 9:45:32 PM EST)
That chicken is flashing me!
if that don't taste like chicken...
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.24.2000 7:19:42 PM EST)
it sure as hell is gonna taste like fishies
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