"You know, let me talk about Al Qaida just for a second. I made the statement that we're dismantling senior management, and we are. Our people have done a really good job of hauling in a lot of the key operators. Khalid Shaikh Mohammed. Abu Zubaida. Ramzi--Ramzi alshibh or whatever that guy's name was."—Bush, at a July 30 press conference Source: Washington Post, July 30, 2003
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damn looks
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bigjohn2
(08.11.2003 9:12:07 PM EST)
like a muppet stalker..
the coolest
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.26.2001 0:10:06 AM EST)
Final fantasy is the coolest
IT'S ME, IT'S ME!!!
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robert00
(06.27.2000 5:21:17 AM EST)
The story of my life. 'Bert'... it's short for Robert! It's really sad, really. *SOB*
muppet heads dick heads
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cookkie
(06.01.2000 8:27:44 PM EST)
if you were as fortunate as bert or ernie to lay your mitts on as many beautys you wouldnt bitch you havent seen sesamme street lately have you sucks getting old they dont age,there children dont forget its just a game
charlie cummins
FUCK THE NEW FORMAT
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.25.2000 9:58:13 PM EST)
THIS FORMAT SUX BIG TIME.. AND I WONT BE COMMING BACK UNTIL IT CHANGES ...
YOU REALLY FUCKED UP GOOFBALL . FIX IT FAST OR YOU WILL LOOSE A LARGE MARKET SHARE... I MEAN YOU CANT EVEN SCROLL OTHERS COMMENTS..
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Bert's secret...
(2 replies)
started by
oliverclozoff
(05.25.2000 0:59:25 AM EST)
I can't do it wthout someone's hand up my butt.
Arthur Sam III
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ArthurSamIII
(05.24.2000 4:57:19 PM EST)
Burt left earning and I smiled cause burt and earnie were friends cause they were lived together and burt who is yellow is now being nice and on tv, his own tv show.
what the hell
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.24.2000 3:54:34 PM EST)
thats kinda dumb,no it's flat out horse shit retarted
One question ...
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started by
JSkills
(05.24.2000 3:04:31 PM EST)
Where's Ernie?
I always thought he and Bert were gay lovers.
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