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By: Anonymous
Published: 06/19/2000
OK everyone, say "Charbroiled!" Glad to see this fire department has its priorities in order.
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lmfao
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started by
bigjohn2
(08.12.2003 9:15:36 PM EST)
thats good
DAMN!!
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started by
SeanMcKay
(06.29.2000 0:53:08 AM EST)
Damn, Cheif..... I forgot the Marshmellows again!!
Love,Peace & Hair Greez
I already registered 3 times
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(06.20.2000 11:33:56 PM EST)
The quotes on the side are the better than the jokes
Let this be a lesson...
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started by
OliverClozoff
(06.19.2000 0:56:05 AM EST)
Next time we come around selling tickets to the Firemen's Ball, you damned well better pay up!
;o)
gay
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started by
deeznutz
(06.19.2000 0:40:37 AM EST)
fuckin fags that's how my house burnt down oh shit i forgot i don't have a house
deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!
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