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Taking it Slow

By: AnonymousPublished: 06/26/2000
 
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I've heard of horny toads, but horny turtles?

Taking it Slow

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    should be done by christmas

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    started by OliverClozoff
    (06.26.2000 11:16:32 PM EST)

    WHO'S your daddy!



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    ....she probably lost interest!

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