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stupid
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bigjohn2
(08.13.2003 9:05:30 PM EST)
damn
OMG
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started by
69WarrioR69
(11.14.2000 5:48:41 PM EST)
that is some stupid shit GO TO HELL ANONYMOUS
Sup nigga?!?
what the hell is that
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started by
crackpot211321
(07.17.2000 10:50:43 AM EST)
thats the lamest thing ive ever seen i cant believe somehting that gay would be on this site
I Try Doin' Good But good'z not too good for me...
Language
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davel23
(07.04.2000 7:45:09 PM EST)
That's not French. It looks like Swedish or some other Nordic language. I believe it says "Where are you?" Which is still not funny.
For the pig...
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started by
NakedCanuck
(07.04.2000 10:06:49 AM EST)
...the air is probably better out there.
The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody elses weirdo.
Boring
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started by
reject
(07.04.2000 5:13:44 AM EST)
It might have been funnier if you had said :Get your nose out of my crack" or something. Actually I don't think there is anything that could make this funny.
This is stupid
dfgssfd
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(07.04.2000 1:18:20 AM EST)
It might be funny if I knew what VAU meant in french
Why?
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started by
bjshadow
(07.04.2000 0:55:45 AM EST)
Why am i the first to vote, but there are already four messages?? If you don't like it, vote!!
whatever
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started by
ejp4741
(07.04.2000 0:53:19 AM EST)
This was just fucking supid!
BTW
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started by
h8suall
(07.04.2000 0:23:33 AM EST)
Forgot....2nd
Really
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started by
h8suall
(07.04.2000 0:22:35 AM EST)
I have to agree with Sacred...LAME
Lame...
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  started by
SacredBlade
(07.04.2000 0:16:32 AM EST)
This was a really weak picture, Goofball you can
do better!
Snooch
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