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damn
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bigjohn2
(08.13.2003 9:03:21 PM EST)
thats old
sandwich
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.10.2000 5:03:18 PM EST)
nice van sandwich.hope their insurance covers that,tough!
Hein?
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.09.2000 0:02:57 AM EST)
Ouin ouin , c`est fucking fuckall s`t`e cochonnerie la ? Crisse , si vous voulez , je pourais en faire des meilleur que sa avec mon bazon ! Entouqua , la seul chose que j`ai a dir c`est " Stay in school" sucka
Oopa
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Claudia
(07.05.2000 10:57:31 AM EST)
Honey, I swear it was like that when I got in the car this morning!
I want to open a bar, call it "Liquor in the Front, Poker in the Rear"
suckadu
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started by
Itappers2b
(07.05.2000 0:58:20 AM EST)
Thats the Worst!
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