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sure
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bigjohn2
(08.13.2003 10:15:24 PM EST)
does I just saw it myself
Hmmmmmmm
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winvar
(09.30.2000 10:37:27 AM EST)
Why are those urinals so much cleaner?
I sure hope..
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bat
(08.03.2000 9:28:06 AM EST)
he doesnt have to take a shit, have you ever seen the size of a pile of bear shit?
Love your country,Question your government.
stupid
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rose
(08.02.2000 8:44:46 AM EST)
Does Raggedy Ann have a cotton crotch?
just workin da job, boss.
COOL!!!!
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started by
seanmckay
(08.02.2000 8:06:21 AM EST)
A potty trained bear.
Love,Peace & Hair Greez
poo!
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roadrat
(08.02.2000 5:37:46 AM EST)
dj D
is here!
Looks like....
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started by
burlingtony
(08.02.2000 4:08:17 AM EST)
Al Sharpten's back in Philadelphia.
Does...............
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Smokey
(08.02.2000 0:36:38 AM EST)
...........Howdy Doody have a wooden dick? Fuckin bears responsible the the johns smellin like piss.
Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynocologists.
1st
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deeznutz
(08.02.2000 0:18:37 AM EST)
i wounder if thats real?
deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!
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