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dumbass
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started by
bigjohn2
(08.13.2003 8:48:44 PM EST)
cop
DUMBER THAN DOGSHIT!
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started by
NudeForSatan
(07.19.2000 5:19:21 AM EST)
Requirements to qualify for entry to the Police Force, the applicant must:
1. be an egomaniac and/or megalomaniac
2. suffer from delusions of grandeur and be wrapped up in his own self-worth
3. have a small penis complex
4. have uncontrollable levels of aggression due to his small penis complex
5. have a shoe size the same as his IQ level
6. have been bullied as a child at school and feel the need to become a figurehead of authority to in-act vengeful actions of cowardice on innocent unsuspecting citizens
7. be racist, if white Caucasian
8. be an Uncle Tom, if Afro-American
9. have erect nipples when aiming a gun at a single-mother on welfare.
10. extremely ‘bad fashions' when not in uniform, such as a 1976 safari suit
Try and guess...
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started by
OliverClozoff
(07.17.2000 10:44:05 PM EST)
Who do you think will be getting the ticket for this?
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pigs
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started by
buckneked
(07.17.2000 5:14:07 PM EST)
Stupid rookie cops ........shulda thrown himself infront of the bus
Holy pig shit
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started by
bat
(07.17.2000 10:37:56 AM EST)
Does this mean he was busted? Or Bust?
Bussing
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started by
burlingtony
(07.17.2000 5:31:46 AM EST)
That's what happens with forced bussing.
fuck the police
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started by
deeznutz
(07.17.2000 0:14:38 AM EST)
he should've hit the cop
deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!
code 1514
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started by
j1balogh
(07.17.2000 0:10:55 AM EST)
damn of all the days to quit beating people. Damn!
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