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Fortune Cookie From Hell
By: Anonymous
Published: 08/23/2000
This is not the fortune cookie you want to get, especially if you just ate chicken and broccoli.
The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody elses weirdo.
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deeznutz
(08.23.2000 0:13:57 AM EST)
i'll never eat at a chinese resturant again
deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!
OOOOOH SHIT
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started by
showboat
(08.23.2000 0:05:05 AM EST)
Fido, was that you
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