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No More for the Road
By: Anonymous
Published: 08/12/2000
This is what you do when the little ones decide they don't want to go to sleep.
109 times!!!
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goonshit
(08.13.2000 1:16:16 AM EST)
i ike this one so much i voted for it 109 times and raised it from a 1.98 to a 4.65 ( im third to the left )
Triplets???
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started by
MissPK
(08.12.2000 10:03:50 AM EST)
Give me the alcohol! Forget the beer, I like the hard stuff! *hee,hee*
repeat
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started by
deeznutz
(08.12.2000 0:56:50 AM EST)
wasnt this up not to long ago????
deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!
aaawwww
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hippie27
(08.12.2000 0:22:25 AM EST)
how cute
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