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By: Anonymous
Published: 08/13/2000
Even the smallest of insects likes to have a little fun now and then.
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yep
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bigjohn2
(08.13.2003 9:57:06 PM EST)
I agree old
old
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Anonymous Goofball
(08.13.2000 11:04:12 PM EST)
i've seen it on at least 4 websites before
HEY!!!
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Roger
(08.13.2000 1:24:52 PM EST)
When a fly is in flight and he farts, does it knock him off course? Just wondering.
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Oooooh Yeah Baby...
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MissPK
(08.13.2000 9:53:20 AM EST)
...I love it when you talk dirty to me!
*wink,giggle,blush*
funny
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Deepthrought
(08.13.2000 2:49:33 AM EST)
this is funny
What da ya like a whole lotta fourplay.....
His......
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burlingtony
(08.13.2000 1:56:37 AM EST)
fly is open.
I hope this isn't a "fly by night" love affair.
How sad
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donjose
(08.13.2000 0:17:09 AM EST)
How sad is it that someone took the time to take this picture and then place a caption on it.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
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The term the "Boogey Man will get you" comes from the Boogey people, who still inhabit an area of Indonesia. These people still act as pirates today and attack ships that pass. Thus the termspread "if you don't watch out the Boogey man will get you."
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