"Then I went for a run with the other dog and just walked. And I started thinking about a lot of things. I was able to - I can't remember what it was. Oh, the inaugural speech, started thinking through that." - Pre-inaugural interview with U.S. News & World Report, Jan. 22, 2001 issue
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damn
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started by
bigjohn2
(08.13.2003 9:34:27 PM EST)
lmfao
damn
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started by
bigjohn2
(08.13.2003 9:34:00 PM EST)
lmfao
HMMMM?
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started by
rook30505
(09.03.2000 2:03:53 AM EST)
it could be set up,let me think for a second,guy lays down with his legs between a sign.It could be fake(note severe sarcasm),I don't know, I'm just a dumb white boy
Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best.
Keep the Pros out of the Olympics.
THE ANGER
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started by
romyr
(08.27.2000 5:11:27 AM EST)
Rough night Lauryn?
I am not even gonna..
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started by
Lauryn
(08.27.2000 1:44:55 AM EST)
..Oh what the hell! DarkCcret...do you even read any of the shit..or do you just start typing as soon as you see your little box..I understand that this was a short one, and probably the easiest for you to read..but holy fuck! Or lemme guess..you stay up all night waiting for them to post new shit for you to feel that you are worth something in your pathetic little world..oooo that last comment of mine was a little harsh..but hey! Fuck it! You da man...
Now I know how far you'd go to be the next freak show American psycho.
Well..
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started by
estoude1
(08.27.2000 0:27:46 AM EST)
it was worth it!
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.
even four
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started by
DarkCcret
(08.27.2000 0:09:13 AM EST)
g'night folks
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