Cattle Kills An Evening
By: Robnoxious	Published: 10/08/2000
How my cow kept me from getting it up. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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I eat meat (0 replies) started by bigjohn2 (08.15.2003 10:47:29 PM EST) and I have no problem getting it up

You can tell.... (0 replies) started by Catman1229 (11.19.2000 2:34:50 PM EST) You can tell Godzilla is fake. Where the hell is PETA when they want to blow up the dino eggs? Paul Huskey >>Check out my website @ www.hp_pavilion.homestead.com/Main.html

Moo (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (11.06.2000 10:59:43 PM EST) Hamburger rocks,screw peta!

Oysters? (0 replies) started by luvly1 (10.28.2000 1:05:11 PM EST) Oh, 4 crying out loud! Nothing like an extremist! Let's lighten up! I'm in cattle country and ... I think our cattlemen r okay!..lmao..they still look good in jeans! Maybe I'll have some oysters sent up from my point of origin to counteract! WOOHOO!.....

PETA Sucks Balls!!!!!! (0 replies) started by dicato1 (10.09.2000 7:19:21 PM EST) Why don't all those Goddamn PETA assholes just shut the hell up? I would love to take a pound of hamburger and stuff it up there asses, but that is a waste of good hamburger. If anyone from PETA reads this, BLOW ME FUCKER!!!

FUCK PETA (0 replies) started by disposablehero (10.09.2000 9:51:12 AM EST) seriously; they dont have to ruin everything for everyone; i'm gonna throw a barbecue(SP?) across from their headquarters one day. PUT THE CLERKS CARTOON BACK ON TV

Meat joke (0 replies) started by punanimuncher (10.08.2000 12:55:57 PM EST) This reminds me of a decent joke from Scotland:- What is the difference between a microwave and a fanny? The microwave doesn't fart when you take the meat out. Blood, guts, guns, cuts, knives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts.

pig fuckers (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.08.2000 11:52:29 AM EST) reminds me of a joke. Q: How many PETA members does it take to cook a hamburger? A: 2. One to cook the burger and another to eat my meat.

God Damn... (0 replies) started by Skoli (10.08.2000 6:13:11 AM EST) ...Fucking vegetarian animal rights fuckers. If we weren't meant to eat meat how come god made cows taste so damn good! Tree hugging sons of bitches. Hate Fuck Kill

Pukes Enjoy Taking it Anally (0 replies) started by oliverclozoff (10.08.2000 2:42:23 AM EST) Warning: Eating my meat can cause gagging and choking! Take time to stop and smell the panties.

Hahahaha.... (0 replies) started by SuicideKing (10.08.2000 1:55:47 AM EST) that rules...hehe... :) ThË §ûÏçîÐê KïÑG He just keeps going, and going, and going....

PETA is gay (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.08.2000 0:33:20 AM EST) PETA is gay

First (1 reply)   started by estoude1 (10.08.2000 0:00:29 AM EST) Lame Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.

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