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Bullish Headstand
By: Anonymous
Published: 09/17/2000
This matador is good at his job. I wish this was a video file so we could see how pissed the bull was after this happened.
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VolcomChik1055
(09.17.2000 1:04:34 PM EST)
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meanies!
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.17.2000 11:28:32 AM EST)
don't be mean to animals!
animal cruelty
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.17.2000 11:25:04 AM EST)
those damn spics get on my fuckin nerves! i hate them. all they do is tease and torture those bulls and then they end up killing them. i hope that that bull tears thet guy a new asshole! and for all you people who think that this is funny, you are whast wrong with this world today. when people committ violence against animals, they soon move on to people! just remember that! you people make me sick!
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.17.2000 10:26:14 AM EST)
i bet that bull shoved his horns up the guys ass after that
Dancing Bull
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.17.2000 4:04:09 AM EST)
"Dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?!?!"
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donut38
(09.17.2000 1:14:27 AM EST)
that is good to make a 2 ton bull do a once over like that must take some talent or a pretty stupid bull but man i bet that bull was reallly pisssed off after that stunt
Cute!
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estoude1
(09.17.2000 0:01:16 AM EST)
I'm first...
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