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is so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitimate" because she couldn't read
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Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom? A: Say, "Nice dick."
Buying A House?
By: Anonymous
Published: 09/21/2000
Watch out for this guy. Buying a house with him might hurt more than your wallet.
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dick
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bigjohn2
(08.14.2003 8:46:31 PM EST)
never buy a house from a dick
dICK...
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Anonymous Goofball
(11.06.2000 11:51:33 PM EST)
SEE DICK RUN,SEE DICK JUMP,SEE DICK FUCK PUSSY,SEE DICK BUY A DAMN HOUSE.
What about....
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(09.21.2000 12:04:23 PM EST)
Dick Hedde? Dick Hertz? Dick Ensyder?
....that your parents really, really resented your birth.
The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
Funny names
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davel23
(09.21.2000 9:26:06 AM EST)
According to an ex-boss of mine, he used to have a boss named Dick Butt. Dunno if I believe him...
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
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started by
pyrtwist
(09.21.2000 2:40:04 AM EST)
a co-worker's husband's name is Dick Palmer
Hehehe
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started by
msbzdragn
(09.21.2000 0:36:31 AM EST)
That's kinda funny - in a very lame way!
squid
dump
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elbacono
(09.21.2000 0:15:47 AM EST)
stupid
ouch!!
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farley
(09.21.2000 0:14:28 AM EST)
number one baby!!
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