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Footballs...

By: AnonymousPublished: 09/26/2000
 
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Oh, I mean foot in the balls during football. Good thing this guy is only a freshman -- he's got plenty of time to heal.

Footballs...

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    thats (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.14.2003 8:42:40 PM EST)

    gonna leave a mark

    Footballs!?! (0 replies)
    started by shadow21210
    (11.18.2000 0:00:14 AM EST)

    Looks like he got him right in he "aggies"...

    ok (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (11.06.2000 11:34:37 PM EST)

    i think i saw that in a nfl blooper back in 1287bc.stupid.

    Happy Birthday (0 replies)
    started by jazzj2
    (11.01.2000 3:17:50 PM EST)

    hope your still in the pool, or did you swallow you nuts too???

    more french women

    Reyna - God amongst men (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (11.01.2000 5:37:00 AM EST)

    At least he hasn't degraded himself to Glasgow Celtoc levels, ie he ain't no TIM SCUM!!!

    Ouch!! (0 replies)
    started by Danimal62
    (10.31.2000 2:06:28 PM EST)

    That is what I call taking one for the team!

    ** Do you agree/disagree let me know **
    Ouch!! (0 replies)
    started by Danimal62
    (10.31.2000 1:45:31 PM EST)

    That is what I call taking one for the team!

    ** Do you agree/disagree let me know **
    yeah (0 replies)
    started by cartocillion
    (10.23.2000 6:21:13 PM EST)

    texas fukin sux. we beat the living shit out of them this year. we finally let them score when we were ahead 42-0. hang them horns with pride boys the sooners are on a roll to the orange bowl.

    FUNNY (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.22.2000 8:03:12 PM EST)

    This is FUNNY!

    yup (0 replies)
    started by AcidInterval
    (10.13.2000 3:34:04 AM EST)

    thats why i don't play foot balls.. i prefer the foot fitish instead

    Did I just say that out loud?

    i confess (0 replies)
    started by goddamnit
    (10.09.2000 8:02:23 PM EST)

    i wipe my own ass =)

    blah blah

    Not real football (1 reply)
    started by punanimuncher
    (10.07.2000 6:14:14 PM EST)

    This isn't football, your foot barely touches the ball. The real football is what you yanks call soccer, where we don't get all padded up like you pussies so come on be a man like you all think you are. At least Claudio Reyna knows what to pity he plays for Glasgow Rangers the scummy bastards

    Blood, guts, guns, cuts, knives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts.

    if it's big, brown, and called a ball kick it (0 replies)
    started by chom
    (10.06.2000 6:08:53 PM EST)

    if it's big, brown, and called a ball kick it

    well (0 replies)
    started by JSkills
    (10.04.2000 12:03:34 PM EST)

    At least he had a cup on.


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    well that's just gotta suck... (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (09.26.2000 10:20:30 PM EST)

    at least he blocked the kick, but maybe his balls made it through the endposts

    R¥äñ (the §üîçïÐê Kïñg) I'll give you a cookie if you tickle my wookie

    THIS IS OLD (0 replies)
    started by hellmo51
    (09.26.2000 6:39:20 PM EST)

    THIS IS OLDTHIS IS OLDTHIS IS OLDTHIS IS OLDTHIS IS OLDTHIS IS OLDTHIS IS OLDTHIS IS OLDTHIS IS OLDTHIS IS OLD

    HELLMO51

    umph! (0 replies)
    started by JohnnyKatoom
    (09.26.2000 6:15:17 PM EST)

    his voice just jumped 4 octaves.

    Illegal Contact (0 replies)
    started by Cowgirl
    (09.26.2000 4:43:23 PM EST)

    with his weiner. Now that's going to leave a mark.

    Ouch (0 replies)
    started by Gruff
    (09.26.2000 2:24:36 PM EST)

    That sucks. He probably has two little crushed grapes now. So much for wild frat parties.



    Goofball.com, Ah Reckon.

    Ouch (0 replies)
    started by Gruff
    (09.26.2000 2:23:48 PM EST)

    That sucks. He probably has two little crushed grapes now. So much for wild frat parties.



    Goofball.com, Ah Reckon.

    For his sake.... (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (09.26.2000 11:41:17 AM EST)


    ...that kick better be offside!

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    New scoring (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (09.26.2000 4:35:52 AM EST)

    The first ever 2 point field goal.

    Trust me, I'm old................but not NEARLY as old as Roger!

    One problem... (0 replies)
    started by oliverclozoff
    (09.26.2000 3:31:17 AM EST)


    Now he's a shorthorn!



    Take time to stop and smell the panties.

    holy (0 replies)
    started by XorsistXtreme
    (09.26.2000 1:13:22 AM EST)

    Testicular Interferece... 15 yard penalty... rekick.

    ouch (0 replies)
    started by donut38
    (09.26.2000 0:41:27 AM EST)

    but on the bright side he can now pee around corners

    First! (1 reply)  
    started by yomomma
    (09.26.2000 0:17:46 AM EST)

    And, as it *should* be!

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