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Future Law Enforcement

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 10/28/2000
 
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"Freeze! Drop my tricycle!" This kid has got good technique.

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    damn (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.15.2003 10:24:35 PM EST)

    hes ready I tell ya

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    started by OliverClozoff
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    Thats not technique (0 replies)
    started by magnus
    (10.28.2000 10:48:04 AM EST)

    I think he has a load in his pants, that is just luck.

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    Heh neat (0 replies)
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    Hell, I'd say it was cute if not for the fact that he was crouched right in front of me!

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