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that is one
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bigjohn2
(08.15.2003 10:30:37 PM EST)
kick ass joke
Tjshere:
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started by
oliveoyl0902
(10.24.2000 9:18:32 PM EST)
The writing on the wall says:
"One roll of tape- $4.00
Massive amounts of packing (foam?)-stolen
Friends with way too much time on their hands on April Fools- Priceless.
God is coming, and boy is she pissed!
I like it!
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started by
barney
(10.24.2000 9:03:35 PM EST)
Thats better than T.P.ing.
The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
Im fourth you dumb fucksticks
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(10.23.2000 10:03:34 AM EST)
and don't you ever forget that! oh and by the way yo' mamma is so fat.......
A little help?
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started by
tjshere
(10.23.2000 6:16:39 AM EST)
I'm an old bastard with failing eyesight. What does the writing on the wall say?
Trust me, I'm old.....but who am I and why am I here?
hey smokehouse
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started by
daveminster
(10.23.2000 0:22:51 AM EST)
woohoo for you, want a medal ?
Smoksehouse
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started by
Smokehouse
(10.23.2000 0:09:11 AM EST)
I am so proud this if 4 in a row for me, I think this is from Microsofts website, I have seen it somewhere before. Anyway I am first you sick twisted fucks!
I have nothing momentus to say, so I will just say nothing. Thank You
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