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Drunk Dog

By: AnonymousPublished: 10/22/2000
 
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This pup has had a bit too much.

Drunk Dog

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    hahahahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.15.2003 10:31:26 PM EST)

    good one

    yea (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (11.09.2000 12:42:12 PM EST)

    do you know where i can buy a drunk companion?

    shit (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (11.06.2000 4:25:21 PM EST)

    I think the pictures get por and poor everytime!

    Salary Raise (0 replies)
    started by pilot1401
    (11.04.2000 8:36:38 PM EST)

    I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reason:

    -I do physical labor

    -I work at great depths.

    -I plunge headfirst into everthing I do.

    -I do not get weekends off or public hlidays

    -I don't get paid overtime.

    -I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

    -I work in high temperatures.

    -My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

    Sincerely

    Penis.

    I think this fun site and I love it

    Top pic !!! (0 replies)
    started by andy6461
    (10.23.2000 6:24:31 PM EST)

    Never seen such a cute "Trunkenbold"
    Just great !!!

    Stupid! (0 replies)
    started by mattdood
    (10.23.2000 6:13:57 PM EST)

    Try not to make it so blatenly obvious that it's fake. Better luck next time.

    Pivko (0 replies)
    started by mischa
    (10.23.2000 8:22:58 AM EST)

    The Bottle Says Pivko. Pivo means beer in most Slavik Languages, and I think Pivko means like 'Little Beer' or something. Dunno if it's a brand name or what...

    I agree with Suicide Tsar - I think they use dead animals for some of these - not sure about this one, but the one with the cat with the cigarette and beer definately looks dead.



    mmmm... pizda....

    Thats... (0 replies)
    started by mizike
    (10.22.2000 6:13:46 PM EST)

    how I sleep at night, with a bottle of nbuko at my side.

    I think I'm gonna puke...

    How do you pronounce... (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.22.2000 5:47:58 PM EST)

    ...the label? NNNNNNBBBBUKKOOOOO??

    yeah, that one was a little too fake... (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (10.22.2000 1:20:48 AM EST)

    the bottle doesn't even look like it was actually in the photo, looks pasted in...plus, they usually use dead animals for those oh-so-cute poses, so they suck! lol

    §üΩïЀKìñG
    Smoked a bong, killed a cat Had my nuts attacked by rats Dad got nude, I wore a thong For a hobby I make bombs

    Once... (0 replies)
    started by Cristina78
    (10.22.2000 1:00:41 AM EST)

    ...I saw a cat like this, but it was a lot more convincing.

    "People have the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege"
    Oh, boy... (0 replies)
    started by oliverclozoff
    (10.22.2000 0:12:21 AM EST)


    ..I'll bet he'd REALLY be drunk if someone had actually opened the bottle!



    There are just too damned many people in this world who will not be content with running their own miserable lives!

    First (4 replies)  
    started by estoude1
    (10.22.2000 0:01:06 AM EST)

    Lame

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    Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.

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