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damn
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bigjohn2
(08.15.2003 10:33:04 PM EST)
they joined a gang and now sell drugs..
YO
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Anonymous Goofball
(11.06.2000 10:52:46 PM EST)
PUPPETS IN THE HOOD!
elmos packin
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Anonymous Goofball
(11.01.2000 7:01:07 PM EST)
puppets with crazy firepower. isn't america the beautiful....... beautiful.
This must be...
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.22.2000 5:57:50 PM EST)
...the European version...notice that it's SESAMSRAAT and not SESAME STREET!
Where is...
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started by
Fluff
(10.22.2000 2:16:31 PM EST)
Where is big bird at?
peachy!
old
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rose
(10.20.2000 7:57:15 AM EST)
and stile had this pic months ago and it sucked there too.
...Big Bird will have his lawyer write you a nasty letter.
There are just too damned many people in this world who will not be content with running their own miserable lives!
Whatever
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Cristina78
(10.20.2000 0:07:27 AM EST)
I never liked Sesame Street anyway.
"People have the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege"
first
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estoude1
(10.20.2000 0:01:24 AM EST)
Lame.
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