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well hell
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bigjohn2
(08.15.2003 10:36:05 PM EST)
that should do it
Wow!
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Anonymous Goofball
(11.05.2000 11:13:30 PM EST)
That was such a clever picture,I think I will go and sit in a tub of ice and chill for a while and think of the coolest thing that pops in my mind uhh!(not this picture)
hey
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.25.2000 7:12:25 PM EST)
wuz up
*HOT*
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NaughtyMissPK
(10.17.2000 12:45:10 PM EST)
That fan wouldn't be big enough. :-)
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Hmmm
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.17.2000 8:57:10 AM EST)
Those damn overclockers are going to cause a rip in the time-space continuum if they keep this shit up.
...when you get blown while surfing the net? A bluter?
There are just too damned many people in this world who will not be content with running their own miserable lives!
THAT WAS ACOOL
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donut38
(10.17.2000 0:11:45 AM EST)
EXPERIMENT TO SEE HOW FAST THEY COULD OVER CLOCK A 486 MAN THEY GOT SOME PRETTY IMPRESSIVE NUMBERS OUT OF THAT MACHINE BEFORE IT BURST INTO FLAMES
First
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estoude1
(10.17.2000 0:06:00 AM EST)
Lam lame lame
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