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has no ears.... I seen the bitch trying on sunglasses
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Q:How do you save a lawyer from drowning? A: Take your foot off his head.
Racial Harmony
By: Anonymous
Published: 09/15/2000
I hear this is where Johnny Cochran interned when he was a law student.
nope
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Anonymous Goofball
(11.07.2000 0:05:22 AM EST)
not funny
Lame as @#$#%
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Solo1
(09.18.2000 9:48:36 PM EST)
Let's not get racial...
Worms and lawyers both regenerate
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started by
Cowgirl
(09.15.2000 1:52:28 PM EST)
lost appendages - at least the ones I work with do. I also heard Black, Black & Brown recently hired OJ as an errand boy.
Naked Canuck, yes those are worms...
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SuicideKing
(09.15.2000 11:58:11 AM EST)
though feel free to cut any lawyers you want up to test and see if they do the same thing. First!!
Laywers....
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started by
NakedCanuck
(09.15.2000 10:28:59 AM EST)
...cut off any piece of them and that part grows a whole new laywer. Or are those worms.....?
The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
Getting racial here.......
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burlingtony
(09.15.2000 2:37:16 AM EST)
and that normally gets you in trouble. As bad as lawyers are---how come we need them when we have legal problems ?
Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best.
Keep the Pros out of the Olympics. Real men don't wear earrings. Times are good--be thankful !!!
one word...
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.15.2000 0:49:24 AM EST)
LAME
oh yah... first!!!
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