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Priceless Presidency

By: yoursoulmagnetPublished: 11/15/2000
 
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Priceless Presidency

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    ok (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.16.2003 8:37:02 PM EST)

    nough said

    a very late post...... (0 replies)
    started by lepervier
    (10.03.2001 5:47:16 PM EST)

    good thing he is a priceless maybee President (Did you see his newly grown beard -- and imagine this one treating with the Taliban's or BLanden, like a collaborate!!!!!

    uniformity (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (12.22.2000 7:46:56 PM EST)

    If the lotto can be used in different states, then the voting machines can be uniformed too...then maybe this would not happen again...

    Im sick.. (0 replies)
    started by Logan17
    (12.22.2000 7:01:25 PM EST)

    of this "Making fun of political people" crap. I dont give a shit anymore about Clinton, Gore,or Bush. Im moving to fucking Greenland.

    LoGaN

    Gore is a loser (0 replies)
    started by waterfowlmagnet
    (12.19.2000 7:46:34 PM EST)

    And that's the bottom line!

    Ducks and geese give their lives just to hear the sound of my "voice'

    Stupid people (0 replies)
    started by dancegirl
    (12.17.2000 7:56:06 PM EST)

    I still can't understand how all those people didn't know how to vote. When they figure that out I'll be happy!

    To dance is to dream

    don't blame the elderly (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (12.14.2000 12:15:46 PM EST)

    bush took the florida vote because of the corrupt powers that be (brother, I think he's called). with all of the corruption of a third world country, who needs complicated math anyway? here's to the rediculous next four years...

    the real truth (0 replies)
    started by buddyray
    (12.05.2000 6:45:45 PM EST)

    at least this ad admits what little georgie will never admit. a fact the whole world knows. g.w. not only lost the popular vote, but only won florida because elderly people were "too stupid" to vote correctly. hail to the loser

    THE TRUTH (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (12.02.2000 5:48:14 PM EST)

    HEY WHATS Up JUST CHECKING THIS SIGHT OUT. TALK TO U SOON. LOVE, TONI

    Random Thought (0 replies)
    started by StreetImperial
    (12.02.2000 4:05:51 AM EST)

    let all the states break apart and become independent so we can all fuck with Ohio. Um Vote Nader

    I Try Doin' Good But good'z not too good for me... It's a beautiful day...now watch some asshole go fuck it up.

    The lesser of two evils : Bush (0 replies)
    started by robmarineasu
    (11.21.2000 8:18:42 PM EST)

    what I find funny is that even the idiot saralinn00 who tried to correct the spelling error also spelled it incorrectly.
    The correct way is presidency and it's not voter fraud if you must know disposablehero. When the same ballot is used without any problems in other places it's not voter fraud. What is voter fraud is the districts in florida that had hatian-american voters who weren't to sharp on their english being tricked into voting for gore at that one baptist church. Of course the media is mostly democratic so they only scandals they'll show are the ones with republicans of course. the only way there will be voter fraud is if they recount and find gore the winner because the computers are far more accurate than a hand count because when you have thousands of people recounting by hand you end up having at least one person that's going to try to pull a Matthew Broderick in the movie Election. In the words of the great Cartmen, "Democrats piss me off" I can't understand how there is any comparison in the two parties when one is a bunch of fat cats that are wealthy and educated (republicans) and the other is the poorer uneducated slobs of the country (Democrats). There's only one solution. Go Independent.

    Who's stupid! (3 replies)
    started by saralinn00
    (11.17.2000 2:33:40 PM EST)

    Gore voters may not be able to read a ballet, but I bet they can spell! Presidencty! Come on!

    Stupid Floridians....... (0 replies)
    started by stupiddogg
    (11.15.2000 9:17:08 PM EST)

    I may be a born Floridian, but I am ashamed of the idiocy of those people! How hard is it to pick one person?? Those 19,000 need to get their heads out of their asses.

    Stupid Floridians....... (0 replies)
    started by stupiddogg
    (11.15.2000 9:12:14 PM EST)

    I may be a born Floridian, but I am ashamed of the idiocy of those people! How hard is it to pick one person?? Those 19,000 need to get their heads out of their asses.

    OH SO TRUE! (0 replies)
    started by daiseegirl33
    (11.15.2000 9:08:52 PM EST)

    Isn't that right? Well election results aren't in yet but hopefully Bush will pull it out!

    hmmm... (0 replies)
    started by disposablehero
    (11.15.2000 4:43:05 PM EST)

    well; election fraud is a serious thing. or are you people too stupid to realize that?

    PUT THE CLERKS CARTOON BACK ON TV

    copyrighted.... (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (11.15.2000 3:43:21 PM EST)

    i see goofball is busy slapping their site address on another person's work, as usual - - this picture belongs to and is original work of turkeynecks.com

    Damn. (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (11.15.2000 10:51:18 AM EST)


    I should have voted.

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    Give it up, Gore! (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (11.15.2000 9:20:56 AM EST)

    The Gore Junta should just concede defeat. Bush won. Get over it.

    yes (0 replies)
    started by BAZOOKA
    (11.15.2000 8:38:58 AM EST)

    that was sweet. sing it!!

    Anne Coulter said it best... (0 replies)
    started by OliverClozoff
    (11.15.2000 2:20:20 AM EST)


    "Live by demagoging to the feeble-minded,
    die by demegoging to the feeble-minded."

    Serves 'em all right!



    Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

    First (0 replies)  
    started by estoude1
    (11.15.2000 0:03:41 AM EST)

    EXCELLENT!

    Yes!

    Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.

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