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#74 You share your birthday with 9 million others in the world.
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uniformity
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(12.22.2000 7:46:56 PM EST)
If the lotto can be used in different states, then the voting machines can be uniformed too...then maybe this would not happen again...
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Im sick..
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started by
Logan17
(12.22.2000 7:01:25 PM EST)
of this "Making fun of political people" crap. I dont give a shit anymore about Clinton, Gore,or Bush. Im moving to fucking Greenland.LoGaN
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Gore is a loser
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started by
waterfowlmagnet
(12.19.2000 7:46:34 PM EST)
And that's the bottom line!Ducks and geese give their lives just to hear the sound of my "voice'
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Stupid people
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started by
dancegirl
(12.17.2000 7:56:06 PM EST)
I still can't understand how all those people didn't know how to vote. When they figure that out I'll be happy!To dance is to dream
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don't blame the elderly
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(12.14.2000 12:15:46 PM EST)
bush took the florida vote because of the corrupt powers that be (brother, I think he's called). with all of the corruption of a third world country, who needs complicated math anyway? here's to the rediculous next four years...
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the real truth
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started by
buddyray
(12.05.2000 6:45:45 PM EST)
at least this ad admits what little georgie will never admit. a fact the whole world knows. g.w. not only lost the popular vote, but only won florida because elderly people were "too stupid" to vote correctly. hail to the loser
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THE TRUTH
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Anonymous Goofball
(12.02.2000 5:48:14 PM EST)
HEY WHATS Up JUST CHECKING THIS SIGHT OUT. TALK TO U SOON. LOVE, TONI
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Random Thought
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started by
StreetImperial
(12.02.2000 4:05:51 AM EST)
let all the states break apart and become independent so we can all fuck with Ohio. Um Vote NaderI Try Doin' Good But good'z not too good for me... It's a beautiful day...now watch some asshole go fuck it up.
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The lesser of two evils : Bush
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started by
robmarineasu
(11.21.2000 8:18:42 PM EST)
what I find funny is that even the idiot saralinn00 who tried to correct the spelling error also spelled it incorrectly.
The correct way is presidency and it's not voter fraud if you must know disposablehero. When the same ballot is used without any problems in other places it's not voter fraud. What is voter fraud is the districts in florida that had hatian-american voters who weren't to sharp on their english being tricked into voting for gore at that one baptist church. Of course the media is mostly democratic so they only scandals they'll show are the ones with republicans of course. the only way there will be voter fraud is if they recount and find gore the winner because the computers are far more accurate than a hand count because when you have thousands of people recounting by hand you end up having at least one person that's going to try to pull a Matthew Broderick in the movie Election. In the words of the great Cartmen, "Democrats piss me off" I can't understand how there is any comparison in the two parties when one is a bunch of fat cats that are wealthy and educated (republicans) and the other is the poorer uneducated slobs of the country (Democrats). There's only one solution. Go Independent.
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Who's stupid!
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started by
saralinn00
(11.17.2000 2:33:40 PM EST)
Gore voters may not be able to read a ballet, but I bet they can spell! Presidencty! Come on!
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Stupid Floridians.......
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started by
stupiddogg
(11.15.2000 9:17:08 PM EST)
I may be a born Floridian, but I am ashamed of the idiocy of those people! How hard is it to pick one person?? Those 19,000 need to get their heads out of their asses.
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Stupid Floridians.......
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started by
stupiddogg
(11.15.2000 9:12:14 PM EST)
I may be a born Floridian, but I am ashamed of the idiocy of those people! How hard is it to pick one person?? Those 19,000 need to get their heads out of their asses.
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OH SO TRUE!
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started by
daiseegirl33
(11.15.2000 9:08:52 PM EST)
Isn't that right? Well election results aren't in yet but hopefully Bush will pull it out!
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hmmm...
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started by
disposablehero
(11.15.2000 4:43:05 PM EST)
well; election fraud is a serious thing. or are you people too stupid to realize that?PUT THE CLERKS CARTOON BACK ON TV
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copyrighted....
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(11.15.2000 3:43:21 PM EST)
i see goofball is busy slapping their site address on another person's work, as usual - - this picture belongs to and is original work of turkeynecks.com
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Damn.
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started by
NakedCanuck
(11.15.2000 10:51:18 AM EST)
I should have voted.The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
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Give it up, Gore!
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(11.15.2000 9:20:56 AM EST)
The Gore Junta should just concede defeat. Bush won. Get over it.
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yes
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started by
BAZOOKA
(11.15.2000 8:38:58 AM EST)
that was sweet. sing it!!
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