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bigjohn2
(08.16.2003 8:34:49 PM EST)
yep sunflower
Bush Sucks
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sunflower16
(12.05.2000 9:58:54 PM EST)
He only won because the state where his brother is the govenor had illegal ballots and voter intimidation. What a criminal!
Goofball For Dummies
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StreetImperial
(12.02.2000 4:00:21 AM EST)
do you guyz realize that if it wasn't for nader Gore would already be president? LEGALIZE!
I Try Doin' Good But good'z not too good for me... It's a beautiful day...now watch some asshole go fuck it up.
Kaptain Aype's 2 cents
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KaptainAype
(11.17.2000 9:52:13 PM EST)
They should not allow people to vote that arent expected to live at least 4 years, cause they wont have to put up with the crappy president they elect.
P.S. if you are too stupid to fill out a ballot you shouldnt be allowed to vote.
-=KaP'N AyPe=-
You Filthy Ape Ass Bitch!!!
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SAY NO TO PIRATES!!!
Hey adult
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hardball
(11.17.2000 3:11:56 PM EST)
Kiss my hariy bunghole you maladjusted social misfit.You are not entilted to even 1 cent of my money.the dems have wasted the SS
fund so you elected them ask them for the money.FUCK YOU, YOU GET NONE OF MY MONEY YOU DRYED UP OLD ASSWIPE.
Gun's Gun's we need more Gun's, what for, to preserve freedom.Don't ask what you country can do for you. Get off your lazy fat ass and get a fucking job.
Hey nakedcanuk
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hardball
(11.17.2000 3:08:35 PM EST)
You are so right this would only work if the DUMB OLD PEOPLE in flordiaaaa. could read but it is very clear that they can't. This proven by the teacher in alabama
how gave this same type of ballot to first graders and they got it right.So you dems you must be very happy to know that the dumbass old people in flordiaaaa are dumber than first graders.
Gun's Gun's we need more Gun's, what for, to preserve freedom.Don't ask what you country can do for you. Get off your lazy fat ass and get a fucking job.
Dumbass punks
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adult
(11.16.2000 10:51:31 PM EST)
It is not about ignorance so quit listening to AM radio lies. It is about the elderly.....did you not vote...did you not see all the old folks having a hard time with the "New-fangled voting contraption"? You fucking punks are the same ones who yell and scream at the old folks who happen to get in front of you at the stoplights. I cannot believe that we have a whole generation of you little spoiled fucks who feel you have a RIGHT to question anything when YOU have done NOTHING to help this country. FUCK YOU!
....'cause someone thinks people in Florida can read. *snicker*
The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
Dumb Asses
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willard
(11.16.2000 1:14:42 AM EST)
who can't figure it out.
If they......
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started by
latertater
(11.16.2000 0:58:28 AM EST)
can't read a small ballot, I doubt they can read a fucking a book!
Don't take any wooden nickels!
ANYBODY WHO
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donut38
(11.16.2000 0:12:49 AM EST)
WOULD BUY ANY OF THE DUMMIES BOOKS IS TOO STUPID TO READ IT
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