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Is nothing
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akocurek
(11.03.2002 9:58:15 PM EST)
sacred?
Geeeese!
Fall on your knees
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Anonymous Goofball
(11.06.2000 0:29:59 AM EST)
OH HEAR THE WORDS PLEASE,OH NIGHT DIVINE OH NIGHT WHEN EXTACY WAS BORN.bUT WATCH OUT FOR THOSES QUIFFS GENTLEMEN.
AMEN!!!
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mizike
(11.06.2000 0:25:18 AM EST)
Hallehluyah!!!!
I think I'm gonna puke...
that's
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Anonymous Goofball
(11.05.2000 5:36:23 PM EST)
what they tell the Altar boys!!!
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