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The New Democratic Seal

By: johnnykatoomPublished: 11/30/2000
 
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This seems a bit more appropriate.

The New Democratic Seal

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    ok (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.16.2003 8:13:25 PM EST)

    I think its funny but dont agree....lol

    That baby (0 replies)
    started by StreetImperial
    (02.04.2001 10:28:10 PM EST)

    looks mexican

    It's a beautiful day...now watch some asshole go fuck it up. Dammit I want a playstation 2!!!

    You're all idiots (0 replies)
    started by luthier
    (12.21.2000 3:41:30 PM EST)

    Fuck you stupid Republicans for damning this country to four years of hell.

    I'd say that in 2004 we'll return to this dicussion, but then you never learn. How difficult is it to actually look at the facts objectively? When was the last time a Republican president actually improved situation in this country? Certainly not in the past 20 years.

    Gore is definately not the best choice either, but elect a rambling bafoon with a pea-sized brain for the president just because he represents a party you happen to like? How good is that party anyway, if it nominates idiots to run the country?

    Truth Hurts (0 replies)
    started by BigRonM
    (12.16.2000 11:09:36 PM EST)

    Quick and to the point!!!!

    Truth Hurts (0 replies)
    started by BigRonM
    (12.16.2000 11:08:34 PM EST)

    Quick and to the point!!!!

    get this bitch (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (12.14.2000 4:22:13 PM EST)

    fuck you your fuckin gay

    hmmm (0 replies)
    started by dcygn
    (12.14.2000 1:20:34 PM EST)

    you think gore is a crybaby? what about Bush, the fucking moron was the first one in court to stop the recount! and why? well, if all of the votes had actually been counted, bush would of lost! he's a fucking moron. at least gore can speak coherently!

    Through counterintelligence, it should be possible to pinpoint potential troublemakers, and neutralize them.

    HEY GOOFBALL (0 replies)
    started by kylelambert
    (12.03.2000 8:49:31 PM EST)

    Do away with the popups, your degrading your website.

    Gore sucks dick (1 reply)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (12.02.2000 10:13:43 PM EST)

    hey whines like a fucking 3 year old. FACE IT YOU STUPID DOGING FUCKING BITCH YOU LOST NOW STOP YOUR BITCHING

    SO (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (12.02.2000 9:22:54 PM EST)

    THIS COULD BE ANY AND ALL POLITICIANS

    Fuck Bush (0 replies)
    started by StreetImperial
    (12.02.2000 3:26:06 AM EST)

    I want a recount you bastards!

    I Try Doin' Good But good'z not too good for me... It's a beautiful day...now watch some asshole go fuck it up.

    die (0 replies)
    started by Logan17
    (12.01.2000 7:10:13 PM EST)

    All votes should be counted assholes, how would you like it if you were a marine living overseas and your vote wasnt counted?
    "Gee Im sorry Mr. Marine, your fucking opinion just doesnt count"

    Oh and Bush went to an Ivy League School? WHO WOULDA FUCKING GUESSED?! For fucks sake,At least Gore can formulate a sentence....

    LoGaN

    sorry (0 replies)
    started by Logan17
    (12.01.2000 7:07:06 PM EST)

    sorry assholes

    LoGaN

    die (0 replies)
    started by Logan17
    (12.01.2000 7:06:23 PM EST)

    All votes should be counted assholes, how would you like it if you were a marine living overseas and your vote wasnt counted?
    "Gee Im sorry Mr. Marine, your fucking opinion just doesnt count"

    Oh and Bush went to an Ivy League School? WHO WOULDA FUCKING GUESSED?! For fucks sake,At least Gore can formulate a sentence....

    LoGaN

    O.O! (0 replies)
    started by evilbongboy
    (12.01.2000 9:16:37 AM EST)

    Jesus fucking christ thats one ugly baby!

    that was fucked!!! (0 replies)
    started by yanis
    (12.01.2000 3:15:29 AM EST)

    THAT THING WAS FUCKED AND DIDNT DESERVE THAT FUCKIN HIGH SCORE....
    ITS AMERICAN .....NOT FUNNY....AND OVER ALL.......FUCKED UP!!!!!

    hi

    Gore sucks (0 replies)
    started by greenapplesplatters
    (11.30.2000 11:32:09 PM EST)

    Fuckin A ... Maybe it should be a crying jackass instead. If Gore was a man, he would concede and try again in four years. Too bad he isn't.

    Strike a blow for freedom ... Slap a Democrat!

    oh boy (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (11.30.2000 10:45:03 PM EST)

    How many times does Florida need to count votes in democratic counties before Gore realizes he doesn't have enough votes to become president? He should concede.

    If Gore's innaugurated... (0 replies)
    started by OliverClozoff
    (11.30.2000 7:59:17 PM EST)


    ...the military will give him his 21-gun salute with live ammo.



    Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

    look (0 replies)
    started by JohnnyKatoom
    (11.30.2000 6:27:58 PM EST)

    Don't hate, congratulate.

    HAHAHAHAH (0 replies)
    started by stevedluz
    (11.30.2000 6:00:13 PM EST)

    Gore is such a fuckin loser....he eats shit then fucks his dog in the ass

    HAHAHAHAH (0 replies)
    started by stevedluz
    (11.30.2000 5:55:16 PM EST)

    Gore is such a fuckin loser....he eats shit then fucks his dog in the ass

    fuck you (0 replies)
    started by heywoodjablomie
    (11.30.2000 5:46:42 PM EST)

    what's the republican seal? An elephant shitting on voters?

    Shoulda (0 replies)
    started by Smokehouse
    (11.30.2000 4:06:34 PM EST)

    That is one ugly baby, if it were mione I would have a post-birth abortion, since its the democrook seal, I am sure they would have no problem with murdering of a baby after it was born. :)



    I have nothing momentus to say, so I will just say nothing. Thank You

    yeah but its still funny (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (11.30.2000 3:01:34 PM EST)

    hahahha

    shoe on other foot (1 reply)
    started by bomberow
    (11.30.2000 10:41:50 AM EST)

    if the shoe was on the other foot, the republicans would be doing the same thing and if you can't see that, your an asshole!

    Republican humor... (0 replies)
    started by DonJose
    (11.30.2000 6:33:42 AM EST)

    What an oxy-moron.

    Republicans are nothing butt a bunch of assholes.

    Is the Republican seal a picture of someone fucking people in the ass?

    The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

    Copyright (0 replies)
    started by obiwan
    (11.30.2000 4:57:35 AM EST)

    Marvin posted that yesterday in the message board.

    E-chuta!

    Gore (0 replies)
    started by yusaku999
    (11.30.2000 4:15:15 AM EST)

    What a loser.

    You may refer to me as Emperor Jason. http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PassportPl/yusaku999/

    truth at GOOFBALL (0 replies)
    started by SDBerndt
    (11.30.2000 3:58:18 AM EST)

    ain't it the damn truth

    I'M FIRST (1 reply)  
    started by thejudgerules
    (11.30.2000 3:12:35 AM EST)

    This baby looks more like Bush. But I can tell he is more sober with no cocaine residue under his nose.
    First, first for the first time in my life. Christmas is here.

    thejudgerules

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