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lol
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bigjohn2
(08.16.2003 9:21:19 PM EST)
good one
LoL!
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started by
Megatron
(12.19.2000 2:06:14 PM EST)
I hope that is a prank.
wow
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started by
JohnnyKatoom
(12.15.2000 11:02:40 PM EST)
this is way old, why didn't anybody help me before I strapped on the ol' ball & chain?!? Thanks for nothing.
at first...
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started by
cartocillion
(12.15.2000 0:56:20 AM EST)
i thought it said milk me.
OK
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started by
kentster
(12.14.2000 9:19:36 PM EST)
THIS WAS ON FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS BACK WHEN BOB FAGGET.. I MEAN SAGET HAD SHORT HAIR..OLD AGAIN GOOFERS!!
kentster
That will be me
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started by
Yusaku999
(12.14.2000 8:07:56 PM EST)
Marriage is inevitable for some. I'm most likely to have "Help me" on me. not on the shoes, but on my back.
You may refer to me as Emperor Jason.
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HELP ME!
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started by
wizardjm
(12.14.2000 3:58:42 PM EST)
It says "Help Me!"
what?
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(12.14.2000 3:21:05 PM EST)
ok, and what is that supposed to say? help us out here!
The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
What is This ??
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started by
biffo99
(12.14.2000 10:45:33 AM EST)
What are we goofballers supposed to be seeing on his shoes ? The photo is so fuzzy.....it looks like he maybe stepped in some dogshit perhaps ??
I wonder.....
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started by
latertater
(12.14.2000 9:25:55 AM EST)
what's written on her shoes!
Don't take any wooden nickels!
that kinda...
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started by
cspimp
(12.14.2000 7:15:38 AM EST)
...sucks for him...al bundy would be sympathetic
Try the bearded clams, they're excellent.
You are what you eat
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started by
Cyrus32
(12.14.2000 0:36:08 AM EST)
They say you are what you eat.......
So I guess that means a lot of us are Fast,Cheap and Easy
First
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  started by
estoude1
(12.14.2000 0:00:26 AM EST)
Poor bastard...
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.
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