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Groom In Distress

By: RogerPublished: 12/14/2000
 
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It isn't bad enough the SOB is getting married, they go ahead and let it be known on his shoe!

Groom In Distress

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    lol (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.16.2003 9:21:19 PM EST)

    good one

    LoL! (0 replies)
    started by Megatron
    (12.19.2000 2:06:14 PM EST)

    I hope that is a prank.

    wow (0 replies)
    started by JohnnyKatoom
    (12.15.2000 11:02:40 PM EST)

    this is way old, why didn't anybody help me before I strapped on the ol' ball & chain?!? Thanks for nothing.

    at first... (0 replies)
    started by cartocillion
    (12.15.2000 0:56:20 AM EST)

    i thought it said milk me.

    OK (0 replies)
    started by kentster
    (12.14.2000 9:19:36 PM EST)

    THIS WAS ON FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS BACK WHEN BOB FAGGET.. I MEAN SAGET HAD SHORT HAIR..OLD AGAIN GOOFERS!!

    kentster

    That will be me (0 replies)
    started by Yusaku999
    (12.14.2000 8:07:56 PM EST)

    Marriage is inevitable for some. I'm most likely to have "Help me" on me. not on the shoes, but on my back.

    You may refer to me as Emperor Jason. http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PassportPl/yusaku999/

    HELP ME! (0 replies)
    started by wizardjm
    (12.14.2000 3:58:42 PM EST)

    It says "Help Me!"

    what? (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (12.14.2000 3:21:05 PM EST)

    ok, and what is that supposed to say? help us out here!

    The best man.... (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (12.14.2000 11:13:31 AM EST)


    ...can be your worst enemy.

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    What is This ?? (0 replies)
    started by biffo99
    (12.14.2000 10:45:33 AM EST)

    What are we goofballers supposed to be seeing on his shoes ? The photo is so fuzzy.....it looks like he maybe stepped in some dogshit perhaps ??

    I wonder..... (0 replies)
    started by latertater
    (12.14.2000 9:25:55 AM EST)

    what's written on her shoes!

    Don't take any wooden nickels!

    that kinda... (0 replies)
    started by cspimp
    (12.14.2000 7:15:38 AM EST)

    ...sucks for him...al bundy would be sympathetic

    Try the bearded clams, they're excellent.

    You are what you eat (0 replies)
    started by Cyrus32
    (12.14.2000 0:36:08 AM EST)

    They say you are what you eat.......
    So I guess that means a lot of us are Fast,Cheap and Easy

    First (0 replies)  
    started by estoude1
    (12.14.2000 0:00:26 AM EST)

    Poor bastard...

    Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.

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