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damn
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started by
bigjohn2
(08.16.2003 8:33:04 PM EST)
thats kinda harsh...lmfao
trippin my balls off..hehe..not
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started by
SuicideKing
(11.21.2000 2:03:05 AM EST)
not right now anyways, just high and stoned and still owning my balls, they're nice, here let me show you up closer oops not that close they're on your face....so how's your mother?
silly
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started by
tripnfool420
(11.20.2000 7:42:25 PM EST)
dont fu*k with me balls
smoke pot and lots of it,its good for you
What
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(11.18.2000 10:38:38 PM EST)
a feeling,that would really hurt.
lol
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started by
alloy16
(11.18.2000 7:08:32 PM EST)
at my golf you have to pay a fine if you do that, i haven't did any thing like that.
bye with the love of GOD. is that enough i don't think so. yes, i am a sexy woman i call myself that cause i care about myself. i know ya don't care. but let have fun.
Thats why...
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started by
mizike
(11.18.2000 6:48:46 PM EST)
only fags play golf!!
Kaptain Aype
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(11.18.2000 5:02:37 PM EST)
I wonder what they do with em after they remove them.
What if.......
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started by
tjshere
(11.18.2000 10:11:44 AM EST)
.....the offenders are female?
Trust me, I'm old.....but who am I and why am I here?
Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists
lmfao
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started by
brucewolcott
(11.18.2000 1:06:57 AM EST)
thank god its friday!!!!!!!!!!!!
bruce is off the key,,,breaker breaker!!
welll ok then
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started by
showboat
(11.18.2000 0:38:08 AM EST)
That sounds like it will hurt a little, I love to keep mine, thank you
NudistLover
KEEP THE
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started by
donut38
(11.18.2000 0:17:16 AM EST)
DAMN THINGS ALREADY
WOW......
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  started by
latertater
(11.18.2000 0:05:40 AM EST)
that's a tough golf course! Please let me keep my putter!
Don't take any wooden nickels!
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