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oh yea
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Anonymous Goofball
(11.23.2000 0:44:52 AM EST)
isnt that the truth
happy birdie day goofball ites
D.A.R.E....
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cheeseball
(11.23.2000 0:30:33 AM EST)
"Donuts Are Really Excellent"
The D.A.R.E. program is supported by
police officers everywhere.
Ok....
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mizike
(11.23.2000 0:24:49 AM EST)
but we knew that already.
Sounds like
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acornett1
(11.23.2000 0:12:39 AM EST)
a typical thing.
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